Hitler Hates Keele Union


Based off a true series of events. I know Ellie Goulding and Mortgage is spelt wrong, I was in the heat of the moment. No offence intended to sabbs, staff, promoters, security, DJs, performers, or Horwood bar locals. It’s taken to an extreme just for a laugh. LOVE : KEELE.

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23 Responses to Hitler Hates Keele Union

  1. ccyanide92 says:

    Rips a youtube video. Actually likes Uni Challenge lol

  2. u9s56 says:

    It would be appreciated if you could, at all times, accommodate a space after a full stop, you fucking ‘thalid’. ‘Suck it.’

  3. Shiiuga says:

    You spelt ‘Keele’ and ‘Fucking’ wrong.

  4. KEELEvideos says:

    U mad?

  5. Job89100 says:

    ‘morgage’? Fuck in what? What fucking sheer talent from the students of Keel on producing this video… everyone clap in utter fucking salute. Aberystwyth dicks on you (.) No wonder we thrape you at Uni Challenge you thalids.Suck it.

    There’s your fucking e as well.

  6. MrCwalkerify1 says:

    anyone else going keele this year? thumbs up if you are :D

  7. clairebishop5 says:

    ‘But if anything goes wrong, I’m gonna kick the fuck off.’ genius!

  8. Bliek says:

    the comment about we no speak americano is fucking gold.

  9. fadiyeh says:

    Not from someone who calls themselves ‘The Almighty’… Are you even old enough to come to our club nights?

  10. TheMelfairy says:

    Keele did have some good shows in the past, The Darkness, The Subways, CSS etc but yea that said drinks have gone up!

  11. nberg92 says:

    the union is pretty shit though, this video is much more fun

  12. fadiyeh says:

    Also, the Union does not promote itself a gig venue, if you guys actually want to see bands worth seeing, book a ticket on a real tour (for £25+) You shouldn’t sit here and wait for Keele University Students Union to provide you with the show that’s going to change your life… What we provide is Entertainment, some people like it, they come (a lot of people come actually) others hate it and go somewhere else. Our priority is providing Keele Students with independent advice and support.

  13. fadiyeh says:

    Well considering entry to the Union is no more than £3.50 on regular nights before 10:30 and our house DOUBLES (this includes vodka, whisky etc) are no more than £2.70 with a regular mixer (coke, lemonade) I don’t really see how you can say you’re not getting value for money… We even do POUND A PINT ON MONDAY! Should we be giving drinks away for free? To be honest, I could argue with people like you all day long and I won’t change your mind. Have fun feeling hard done by.

  14. kyosgirl106 says:

    Brilliant, i havent laughed so hard in ages! People are taking it far to seriously though – I love Union nights out, entry might be expensive but the drinks make it a lot cheaper than a night out in Newcastle or Hanley…and that doesnt make the video less funny :D

  15. mrjason182 says:

    I think the best way of improving the SU would be moving K2 Lockdown £1 drinks to another night eg wednesday, friday or saturday. Hanley has student night on mondays but nobodys ever in the mood for going when theres £1 drinks on.

  16. d0840001 says:

    Keele’s School of Misanthropy and Unsocial Sciences is now selling hoodies and other items, check it out at m a d – k e e l e . c o m / n e w – o n l i n e – s c h o o l . h t m l

  17. d0840001 says:

    Keele’s School of Misanthropy and Unsocial Sciences is now selling hoodies and other items, check it out.

  18. thedon9871 says:

    right £10 entry for a student at their own student union. and then for a crappy night out, they can go forth and multiply. they have put me off going there at all anywayz. TBH i doubt i would go there in the state its in now if sum1 paid me to. also wouldnt it make sense for them to make entry cheaper so they can sell more drinks, rather then profitering off us at the door. kick up a big enough fuss and they might listen but i doubt it very much, we just want reasonable entry to decent nights

  19. rogwesa says:

    If you want free Entertainments, argue to the University that its part of the “Student Experience”, they may pay for by increasing the Union’s block grant…probably not tho!

    A collective student voice is a powerful one, get together and tell the Uni what you want!

  20. rogwesa says:

    Since leaving Keele I have worked in other S.U.s and you are lucky to have what you have at Keele. Most other unions have been swamped by city nightclubs who just want your money and don’t give a toss about your wellbeing. This notion of “free” entry to other SUs is absurd! My employer has a 500 capacity venue and flirt is £4 entry and all you get is a couple of inflatables,

    If you care that much, go to an ents forum or general meeting…no attendance means no right to moan.

  21. ivicamornar33 says:

    why not sack off all the gay little popcorn cannons, stop wasting money on nobodies to come and dj, and just make entry cheaper. I’d much rather pay £1 to go out to a night, than paying £5 for the same night just with one of them rodeo things and a couple of gayboys that noones heard of pressing play.

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